The Life of Q: My Parents

My 72 year old parents.

I may be biased, but I think they look pretty darn good for their age.

I'm lucky to have their genes, or is that dungarees Dad?

Misc Thoughts

"He's so full of manure that man.

We could stick him in the dirt

and grow another one."

Ruby, Cold Mountain

"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."

Sarah Williams

"Can I say something"

"No"

"I'll take that as a yes."

Unknown

"Can you fly this plane?"

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me surely."

Leslie Nielsen & other in Airplane

Sane people feel crazy in crazy situations.

Unknown

"Oh, oh darn it, it's just you. We were afraid it was somebody important."

"Yea, you know, like Mufasa."

"Yea. Now that's power."

"Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shutter. Mufasa." "Ooh. Do it again."

"Mufasa."

"Ooh-ooh."

"Mufasa."

"OOOOOh . . . . Mufasa!!"

"It tickles."

Lion King Hyenas

For Teresa . . .

Yes! Yes! Say it! . . . He was my boyfriend!

Frau Blucher

For Bea.. . .

Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

Princess Bride

For Bea again . . .French Tuants: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty deaded animal food trough wiper. i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

Against the assult of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

Nip it, nip it in the bud.

Barney Fife

It's nice to be nice to the nice.

Frank Burns

Let go of who you are not.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

Joe Ancis

We are free to make mistakes, but we are not free to make them freely.

Me!

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My Parents

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